I wanted to drink pee, So I drank pee.
I wanted to eat cum, So I ate cum.
I wanted to suck a cock, So I sucked a cock.
I wanted to fuck a girl, So I fucked a girl.
I wanted to fuck my mom, So she told me to fuck my dad.
I didn't want to fuck my dad, but he did want to fuck me, bummer, So I killed him and fed him to the hogs that are penned over at my friend Joey's place, which is just a donut toss from our farm. that hang out behibd the Fast Stop out on old Highway 87.
Ya, know sometimes I wonder if drinking pee was what killed my daddy..... Reckon we won't ever know.... I shor am thursty